Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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