Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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