We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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