In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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