We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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