The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
