Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
