if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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