Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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