I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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