Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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