why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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