filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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