yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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