Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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