i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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