Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Alive.
So much puke
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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