He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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