If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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