pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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