so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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