Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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