what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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