I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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