can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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