Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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