they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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