My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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