I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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