I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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