I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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