Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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