Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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