i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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