what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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