Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my being single is dangerous.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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