Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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