I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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