she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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