**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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