Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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