The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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