i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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