I got chris browned last night
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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