I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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