yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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