Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Oh Jesus.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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