It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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