she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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