I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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